why do we have to run up every hill?
why do large birds upset you so?
what factors do you consider before choosing your resting place each night?
Have you ever considered walking up or down stairs?
How does opening the cottage cheese tub wake you from a deep slumber two floors away, yet surround sound action movies blasting away four feet from you have no effect?
What is it about moles?
What is so enjoyable about wandering around in a thunderstorm?
What is with the howling when we go for a walk or run without you?
You know life would be less stressful if you didn't constantly try to predict what was going to happen next.
You will get your 2 meals each day even if you don't come tell me its time.
It grosses me out when you eat cicadas
You would have more toys if you didn't destroy them all as quickly as possible
Lastly, Dear Bugsy, We love you. A lot.
We are so sorry you have bad knees and we will do all that we can to alleviate your pain and get you back to zooming. We know how important zooming is to your affable nature and we enjoy watching you as much as you enjoy doing it. If its time to fix your other knee we'll get it done. asap
Your Humans
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